Rofl I thought this battle was gonna be wack as shit when I saw the idea, but somehow you both managed to use weed self glorifyingly AND come up with dope disses for it. This battle was legendary, just for it's originality alone.
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked
With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face
Fuck kissing the sky
...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space
vs
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
passing out smoke in my room til hella late
So incense, Ima need a buncha those to take the smell away
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash
Seriously man, this battle was hilarious. Both dropped consistently dope and if they could drop like this in real battles they'd be two of the best on the net. I felt if JTR didn't start out with 3 weak bars he would have won this, but Tavarez dropped more consistently all the way through. This was easily battle of the week and legendary though. Great job guys
V/ N Tavarez