First off, you wasn't born in 1970. Mac Dre was, but I doubt you were. And if you truly were, then you need to get a life.
Now, you are from the bay, but you really don't get hyphy. What part of the bay you're from? I don't know, but I doubt it's a big name bay city, because people would rep exactly where they from. I'm from Sac and you don't see me rep'n Nor Cali. But, all in all...you're actually a coo dude. Alot of people think of you as a square. If someone off this site met you, they would not think you're from the bay. You stole a few things in your lifetime. I doubt you steal anymore, computers aren't cheap. You don't set trends, but if you see something you like, you'd rather get everyone up on that hype other than starting something of your own. You are not leader material, so if got the chance to be signed or own, you would rather sign, because it's easier. You are a very lazy human being. Your room is very dirty. Not too many girls for you. You dont have dreads, so you have nothing to shake. You think you're good at rap. (not dissing you, it's just something you think). You're not too educated.

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