"The shnosh berries taste like shnosh berries!" - Super Troopers

"Once I tried snorting coke... but the ice cubes wouldn't fit up my nose"

"and there will be no cheating, unless it is with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty tramp." - Billy Madison

"Chuch Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris"

"Wake up bitch your my new best friend." - Baseketball