Okay, so both of these are reworkings.Using satire, spoof and all that. The second one more serious and on the point that the first, which is more satirising, spoofy etc. but both still have 'seroius' points, even with the 'spoofiness' of them

I do this sometimes when i'm chillin, and just feel like it. Did this last night, in about 35 mins....not me best at it...but the ones i used to do i've lost...pah! i'm going on...here they are

As i walk through an alley in the shadow of debt..
I take a look in my pocket, and realise there’s not much left
cos i’ve been castin and laughin so long..
that even my ol’ baba thinks my mind has gone
But i always had money, though didn’t deserve it..
Buggered till the end, and you know that’s unheard of
So you better watch who you stalkin and where you walkin
Or you and your maties will be lined in chalk..
I really hate to trip, but i’m on dope
As i cloak, playing games in the stormy smoke, fool
I’m the kinda G little hoors don’t wannabe like
On my knees in the night
After clashing with a street light

We’ve been spending most our fives
Lighting up blunts to paradise..

They got the situation
They got me facin..
I cant live a normal life
i was raised by a dyke
So i gotta be down with the homo team
too much television watchin got me growin beans..
im an uneducated fool with lil’ money of any kind..
got my dik in my hand, and a gleam in my eye
Im a langer/bitch down and out, eating my banger..
and me lips are down, so dont arouse me anger, fool
debt aint nuthin but a hoors game away..
Im living life in a pub, what can i say?
Im 19 now but will i live to see the last episode of 24?
if my neighbour finds the plug, maybe so...

Tell me why, are we, so kind to these
Who fuk and suck, then eat our cheese

We’ve been spending most our fives
Lighting up blunts to paradise..

Sour and the rummy, rummy and the sour
stench after stench, shower after shower
everybody’s starvin but half of them aint looking
What’s going on in the kitchen
When the spliff is cookin
They say i’ve got to learn but nobodys here to teach me
If i lived off junk food, how can they reach me?
I guess i’ll eat
I guess they’ll fall
I guess i’ll seethe
That’s why i know i’ll need fake teeth, fool

We’ve been spending most our fives
Lighting up blunts for paradise

Tell me why, are we, so kind to these
who fuk and suck, then eat our cheese

Tell me why, are we, so kind to these
who fuk and suck, then eat our cheese