http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=31896
http://www.rapbattles.com/forum/sho...&threadid=32029
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Aight here we go...

Ya, Ima noob at this shit,
But you just watch, ima gonna show you this skit//

Ima rap yo lass with class,
Rectum...wait isn't that part of yo ass//

After ima get done with you,
ima fucking laugh, laugh at you turnin 96 shades of blu//

Wait why aint yo turning red instead,
hmm lets not think too hard, just go on with yo givin me head//

Ima half way done,
Is this too harsh for you, oh well just live with it son//

Some of your shits a repitition
But dont worry too much, cause yo no competition//

That's ok tho because yo can't rhyme
So i got an idea, ill give ya this dime//

Now go buy yourself a cheapass rattle
And get the fuck out of here, cause you just lost this battle//

(edited for links)