Originally Posted by Nostradamus

Lmao nah get this right...

One of my friends was telling me a while back about this chick he knows that hooked up and had sex with this guy.. And the next day she had a weird rash on her axe wound..........SO.....she went to the doctors, he did a test and came back with the results looking at her funny.........she was like wtf.......and he said that the only way you could have this kind of bacteria on your genitals is if you fucked a dead person.........

Turns out the guy she hooked up with that night worked at a morgue.......


*tries not to gag*