There's a cop at our school everyday. To enforce the law and stuff. Plus, the dogs come in twice a year. Anyway, I heard this great joke today.

These three dudes, a latino, a white dude, and a black guy were walking and found some lamp. The white dude yelled 'RUB IT! We might get three wishes!'

So the latino rubbed it and out popped the genie.

'You each get one wish.'

The black guy goes first, he says, 'I wish that all my people were back in Africa and happy'

POOF With that the black guy disappeared.

The latino went next and says 'I wish that all my people were back in Spain and happy'

POOF With that the latino disappeared.

Next was the white guy, he said 'So, you're telling me that all the spics are back in Spain and that all the blacks are back in Africa?'

The genie said, 'Correct.'

The white guy responded, 'Well, in that case, I'll take a coke'

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