Originally Posted by Jack

Man, my mom seriously kicked me down the stairs once when I was like 7, cuz I was trying to beat her up cuz she took one of my toys away (temper tantrum). It was fucking AWESOME. Can you imagine your mom giving you a karate kick? She didn't realise the stairs were behind me though. It's a fucked up story, but I laugh at it now. She also used to be a brown belt in judo too, so ya know. And she's a small lady too.