You're an ugly square faced fuck, you'll never get muff dived
'N what difference does 1 year make to the previous twenty five!?
Yeah maybe you got with ya bf on tape, shits a weird plan
But One Night In Paris is waaaaaay more than enough for any man
Not to stare but what are you wearing? Ya clearly dense
As even the eye in the top left is amazed at ya whack dress sense
Those sequins are ridiculous. That bag, well, I'd pass
'N the cloth covering ya nip's is like one of my fucks up in textile class
The fuck is up with your body, that shit worsens by the hour
As ya only named Paris cos ya figure resembles the eiffel tower
I'm really KempoMRK...ahhh shit, I let it slip duke
And by the looks of things, ya nipple went 'n followed suit
A pop career? Damn Paris, the joke has gone on for too long
Cos Stars ARE Blind...'n so are the public if they notice your songs
If I looked ya in your eye, I'd be the Wicked Witch, it's true fool
But only cos ya face is the exact shape of the mirror on the wall.