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Old 09-26-06, 11:57 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by Mad Dog
well put it this way jus a few examples...

1st. he's sposed to be all forgiving yet people go to hell...

2nd. still on the forgiving trip, noaks ark...wtf is up with god killing everything except 2 of each animal???...i mean God's portrayed as some being who doesn't condone violence, yet the bible claims he nearly wiped out all of earths population...

i unno if these are just mere flaws or what not...but i know that God is more like a salesman...in my opinion

He didnt kill everything except 2 of each animal
it was 7 of each animal, 2 of each unclean animal
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