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Power Hungry
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Lol Im buggin out
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for the last hour I had some how convinced myself that I had herpes
I was crying and shit and everything
then my brother told me and I was like
"man, I think I have herpes"
and he goes
"why's that?"
and I responded
"remember I told you that bump I had? I thought it was an in grown hair, but now I got another one"
and he laughed and was like
"you dont have herpes, go on the internet and look at some pictures of how herpes really look"
so I did and I damn near threw up my cereal.
thank god I dont have herpes, but wtf @ ingrown hairs and shit?
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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