Originally Posted by Pious

Haha.. okay okay I got one..

A crippled lady with no arms or legs is laying on the beach when a gorgeous jacked lifeguard walks by. "Sir, sir!" She cries, as the lifeguard turns his head. "Yes?" The lifeguard replies. "I've never been hugged before sir; will you please hug me?" The lifeguard looks around to make sure nobody's looking and says "Sure, why the fuck not" and gives her a hug. Later on in the day the girl catches glimpse of the lifeguard again. "Sir, sir! Will you please kiss me... I've never been kissed before.." The lifeguard again makes sure nobody is watching, says "ahh what the fuck" and gives her a kiss. Finally the sun has gone down and nobody is left on the beach except the lifeguard and the crippled lady. "Sir, will you please fuck me? Ive never been fucked before." The lifeguard then makes a thorough investigation of the beach to make sure nobody is watching. He then lifts the girl into his arms, tosses her in the ocean and goes "Yeah. Now you're fucked."