I put the MC in McDonalds
got bigger feet than Ronalds
I robbed the Hamburglar wit an empty water bottle
Burned the McNuggets wit a home run from Kirby Puckett
That bird chic look kinda cute oh well fuck it
I'm the Prince of Burger King eatin Chinese food chicken wings
Stir fry you in my wok and turn you into dumplings
Boned Baskin Robbins and gave her a 32 flavor
Then she got up and turned into Arnold Shwarzzeneger
Damn I got to run this aint no fun
Like the turkey on Thanksgiving I'm done

The thread said wacky wordplay....I guess its wacky