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Old 10-28-06, 04:45 PM   #58
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wtf
I dont even HUG my brother unless its a handshake between us
i dont even kiss my mama on the lips
I dont kiss no one on the lips but the current girl Im talkin to
thats gross
thats not no family shit, thats gay shit
wtf, man
the cheeks is as far as it goes for female family members
a hug is as far as it goes for male family members
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Originally Posted by strobe
If you do kegel excercises, you would be able to do something similar without having to hold your tip shut with your hand. After you've been doing them, hold off ejaculating as long as you can to really let the pressure build and then aim for your girlfriend's eye and let 'er rip.. You might get lucky and shoot her eye out. That's probably exaggerating it a bit, but it will still be hilarious
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