Why I Want To Be...

2nd period, Murphy
November 11, 2009


There are many legitimate scientific reasons to wish to be Spul when you grow up. First, he needs like $2000 --- cold hard smackaroos --- because he's always taking pictures of himself posing on his granny's car with his foot turned, making him look like some pant-pissing retard kid. Seriously, what's up with that shit?

Plus his haircut is pretty retarded. I don't usually criticize people for stupid shit like their do, but this is some Richard Simmons shit right here. As for his "gear", what's up with that? I got that RV mixtape --- only time that spicca Spul is #1 except when Jack and Red Bull are pissing on his burnt face. He's talking about his shoes and how they're black in that one song. How about I punch your fucking dog in the throat, bitch?

Oh yeah, and shut your spicca mouth. Fuckin wack verses, bro. Even Kool is a better lyricist than you, you horse-faced, no-car, low-life, retardly-turned shoed, unibrowed bitch ass fuck monkey.

By: Crazy Hades

P.S. FUCK YO LINE LIMITS BITCHES.