Man make me president for real, I'd go to the countrys we beefin with and sit down and talk to them over a nice 40 oz of whatever beer they got. Just be like: "Why the fuck we arguin anyway? You got oil we got money we square on that, 9 11 is a conspiracy so i don't give a fuck we just wastin our time and troops lookin for some towel head in a hole he like 90 years old he gone die soon *sip 40* so why don't we just agree to be friends and finish this 40 over some of your food and watch some belly dancers shake that ass and maybe we can do this like once a month. We pull our troops out you govern your own country and everybodys happy." And in America I'd bitch slap all them corrupted politicans and replace them with people who won't pull some bullshit. Start using the war funds to put a dent in the national debt increase funding to education start a real war on drugs instead of this fake shit, drugs=fiends=poverty or prostitution=diseases=possible death and spreading/ male cases may include homocides and robberys. The reason our government sucks is because most politicans are using it as a get rich quick scheme instead of helping the nation. GREED is our biggest problem. I would also increase health regulations that way food has to be checked more thouroughly and farmers have to take better care of their vegteables and animals. Our government is fucked up. Wish I was the president.


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