A very busy salesman who travels all the time decided to surprise his wife with a gift. So, on his way home from the airport, he decided to stop in this antique shop. After browsing the small shop for a few minutes, the man noticed what looked like a DILDO sitting on a corner shelf. Laughing out loud, he asked the clerk, "What, why do you have that up there?" The lady smiled and replied, "Sir, as you can see, that's a dildo. But, it's no ordinary dildo. It has magic." The man smirked in disbelief but asked the clerk to further elaborate. So, after grabbing the dildo off the shelf, she said, "VOODOO DICK MY LEG." The dildo magically came to life and started humping the lady's leg! The man was amazed and said, "I'll take it!" "This will be a great gift for my wife when I'm out of town." Before packing it in a box, the lady asked would he like to try it for himself. But, the man declined and said he was in a rush to get home to his wife whom he hadn't seen in several weeks.

As he was driving down Interstate 95, with the voodoo dick in a box beside him, the salesman noticed a police officer flagging him down. After pulling over, the officer instructed him to show him his license and registration. As the man was getting the items as directed, the officer noticed the decorative box in the passenger seat. "What do you have in that box on the seat," he asked. "Umm, I'm embarrassed to say, the salesman replied." "Come on jack, you can tell me." "Well, uhh, it's a VOO DOO DICK for my wife."

"VOO DOO DICK? VOO DOO DICK MY ASS," the officer said.



THE END.