Hello Mr. Executive Fuck Face,

You are a fuck face. Luckily, I have something to remedy that ailment --- me. I won third place in some poetry contest I didn't even mean to enter with a shitty poem; won first in state in a mandatory school contests when the poem itself, in retrospect, makes no sense whatsoever; and won first state in an essay contest.

Also, fuck you.

Sincerely,

Hades Crazy (I'm a rebel)