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Old 11-28-06, 02:31 PM   #29
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According to the Holy Bible; the first two people on Earth were Adam and Eve. This means that in order to breed, they would have to fuck and make babies. Their kids would then have to fuck each other - giving birth to fucked up deformed pieces of shit that would then have to fuck themselves also. They would then birth even more deformed fucked up kids and so on. So my question to you is... Do you really believe that man could survive thousands of years of severe genetic deformities? Even if we could; due to these deformities, we would not be created in the true/original image of God. Meaannninnng, God either A.) does not exist or B) is a fake. Case closed.
And next time you're fucking your girlfriend... Remember that you're in the same family. You both came from Adam and Eve.

Psfh. Bullshit.


i dont believe in that adam and eve bullshit, but thats just 1 little reason the christian hippies conjured up for our civilization lol, and thats pretty self explanatory how it couldnt of worked out, so yea you still have a shitload more "theories" to "disprove"

god exists its just not that stupid adam and eve bullshit, if the big bang is true and evolution is true then god is the one who triggered the big bang and put little stupid fuckin gay plants on earth so they can fuck each other and mutate into weird things and keep going
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