You could always go with the infamous David Copperfield approach ala "I was born, I grew up." That always works.

But if it is poetic, I would suggest looking into the form of Epic Poetry. It's long, it's boring, and it's a waste of time. Much like your life, no offense.

Mo-mentai.

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Originally posted by Bruklor Nec is just dumb

I'm taking that as a compliment.