9 times outa 10 i'm in a spot i already got a drink in my hand. if i see a chick with none, i know she's either A: the desi driver, B: broke or C: expecting me to buy her one.


so when i come back with none i and she ask whi i didn't get her one, i say'i thought you were the designated driver. cuz...i know you didn't come here piss broke or worse yet, i KNOW you didn't stand there expecting me to buy YOU a drink, right?"

her sense of decency wont let her say no, and by that time, i'm already turning to walk away

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