Chuck Norris's wife once asked "how much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood?" He then replied "Never rhyme in the presence of Chuck!" and roundhouse kicked her head off. Then yelled "DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!" 5 days later he realised the irony of this situation and laughed so hard that 300 kittens died.

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