A few questions..





1. Ever had anal sex? Nope.

2. If so, how did it feel? N/A

3. Has a female (or male) ever commented on how big or small your penis was? Yes, many women say I am blessed with a large penis.

4. How did you feel about that? Proud.

5. Do you masturbate? Fuck yeah.

6. If so, how often? I don't keep a track record.

7. Do your masturbatory sessions involve items and/or porn? This is a stupid question, because who the fuck just randomly whacks one out to nothing.