Things to Know: *the "8" I refer to in the 2nd line is none other than Kobe Bryant.. everything else should be self-explanatory.. good luck, kid

I'm back once again, returning to claim my prominence..
I don't have the "8" on my Jersey, but my name's as dominant..
Who's mistaken for your birth? Go ahead, blame it on ya momma, kid..
Ya told Ally McBeal ya word was nice, for a change she vomited (not)..
I like ya alias, at least it's not generically lacking
It's my first battle back, they're already hysterically clapping
We're talking godly literature, here.. In the class of the Catcher in the Rye
You've got the emotions of a female, but the stature of a guy..
If ya name's gotta claim ya gangster, you won't cash in on the prize
You might as well forget this career already, take up fashion and design
This battle's merely a tune-up, I'm waiting for my spot in the tourney
The tots adore me, you need a tutor? Listen, you could not afford me
Where's my slashes and dashes? You're right, this makes a rotten story
"DisGangsta slaughtered via Internet.." no plot, too gory


return battle, I realize it was quite weak.. But let's hope he's the proverbial Clifford Etienne!

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