so today in history class, we were presenting our projects on christmas in other coutrys n shit. ... i have no idea what country my group did, lol, anyway, tha group wuz infront of tha class doing christmas in Venezuela, n rofl, tha girl sounded so nervouse infront of us all, then she's just like "ummm, nope... im not doing this" then she just folded her paper in half n stood there n it wuz an akward silence, lmao, then her partner passed out tha food that they made, it wuz sum bread shit wif ham n shit, it wuz aight. it wuz sum shit they eat in Venezuela at christmas. so this girl puts sum in he rmouth, n i guess she didnt like it n she starts gagging. so im like "oh, thats not tha only Venezuelan thang u can put in yo mouth n start gaggin on
" lmao, then tha girl from Thiland that i sit beside, Surrenya, wuz like "did ur father etach u spanish?" i just looked at her like "no... he just taught me sexual positions." she had this confused look on her face, not realizing that i wuz just fuckin around, lol, so she's like "really?" im like "... yeah. it's hiz job. if u dont believe me ask her" n i pointed to tha girl beside her. so she wuz like "duz hiz dad teach sex positions?", i didnt think that that girl would go along wif it, but she wuz like "yeah. he helps hanicapped ppl have sex" lmfao, so i start goin on all about how my dad help ppl fuck if they dont have legs or arms n shit, i told her that my dad will like, hold cripples on top of theyre gf n move them around to make them fuck, hahaha. so then she's like "well what duz yo mother do?" im like "well, she wuz a nurse.", she's like "
wuz a nurse? so she's not anymo?" im like "well, when i wuz 2 she died in a car crash." she wuz like "omg, i feel so bad" im like "pfft, its not like i knew her or nuthin, i wuz 2." so then iw uz tryin not to laugh, so i looked away from her n looked at my friend Saied, but then i heard her sniffiling, n i looked n she wuz there crying, LMAO, i wu zlike "o shit, i wuz just fuckin wif u, my moms not rally dead, i wuzznt bein serious" then she got up n ran out tha door n to tha bathroom, lmmfao, i justs at there lmmfao so hard, i couldnt even talk. then i told ppl what happened n we were all laughin. then she came back n she thought it wuz funny, lol, i felt kinda bad tho, but still, lmmfao, werd