lol, 1 time i wuz sittin in tha caffeteria at skool, n this muthaphukka sits across tha table from me n pulls out a gun n says "gimmie yo money" im like "spicca i aint got no fuckin money, im a broke muthaphukka" then he like "oh.. ummm, then, gimme yo hat" im like "... fuuuUUUUuuuck U!" he just left, lmao.

n then another time, me n my brutha were home alone, it wuz like 1am, n i wuz watchin Jimmy Kimmel live, n my dogs started goin crazy, then my brutha runs in my bedroom and tells me that tha door wuz opened, which iz fucked cuz we keep them bitches locked. so obviously sumbody tried to break in. so me n my brutha each grabbed a luisville slugga n ran out tha door tryna find tha muthaphukka, n it wuz all black n shit, n i heard sumbody runnin down tha street, so me n my brutha ran after them yellin shit, but it wuz too dark to see where they went, so we just stopped n went back.

maaan, this 1 guy i know, hiz parents are hiz actual parents, but they have alot of foster kids too, n they each had an xbox or a ps2, n they got broken into, n they got fuckin ganked. im so jealous of tha muthaphukka that ganked them, he got like 5 ps2's n 5 xbox's and a game cube (which me n tha guy had already stolen from an old man -_-) lol, werd

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