I don't have any weapons so I'll use office supplies
some staples and staplers why don't u try that on for size
2 of them in your eyes and 100 in your booty
another 50 in your face so your ugly not a cutie
then I ran out of staples so I just slap you around with the stapler
till I get more and have your head stapled with some paper
I covered your ugly face with it, that was just a favor

next weapon is, your face