Some Films Pierce Brosnan has starred in:

Mrs Doubtfire
Goldeneye
Tommorow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Die Another Day
The Thomas Crown Affair

^Wai Lin, the Bond girl in Tommorow Never Dies



You cleanse the world of villains but we'll all be ignoring your gloats
Cause you might be the cleaning agent...
...But I'm the one sweeping the floor with the votes?
You looking like a BUM Pierce and your national image has lapsed
I mean last time you smashed the box office your whole house collapsed
Yeah you got fired from Bond, but we both know crying's for queers
& Why be upset about biting the bullet when you've been biting my style for years?
Wai Lins ugly as fuck and the two of you make a loathsome pair
But you couldn't put a chink in my armour if your bitch stole my clothes to wear
So you might like the Chili Peppers which in itself is scary and rare
Cause you love 'Under the Bridge' so much you won't mind when I bury you there
We're both acting as the super spy & the reputation's enormous
But 0.07 is just the percentage of people that rate your performance
You disgrace MI6, the government knew you'd never last as a mole
But I'll reverse JB...
...& Reveal what you had to give the director to get cast in the role
That's one way to do it & there was nothing else other than luck
But you'd be better of as timber transport cause your delivery's wooden as fuck
Thomas Crown fucking sucked, the reviews were wack and it's wrong
Cause you've NEVER worn a crown...
...& Affairs just the place your clownish acting belongs
With a wierd chin and a haggard look you've got the face of an ox
& Your jawlines dropped so low it resembles how your films place at the box
I could spray you with bullets or alternatively rip your spleens with a knife
But how will your profile say 'killed in action'...
...When you've never made an exciting scene in your life?
I'll defeat you in so many ways and leave you looking battered and shit
& Even science proves that you're the weakest Bond since the atom was split
We have faith that u bite my image so we can't see your style go wrong
But if there was a shadow of a doubt it's just cause you've been in mine so long
NO WONDER you don't shave when you're not exactly in lucks groove
Cause your careers been in such a rough patch it's making your chin look smooth
We both love martinis and I admire your drinking taste and respect it
Its's shaken and stirred... like the theatre floor as your audiences rush for the exit