Lmfao, I know.

I once called her a top dollar munter which basically means she looks like fucking ass and she thought it was a compliment. When I told her what it really meant she didn't talk to me for ten whole minutes.

Lmao, both her parents must've been doped up to the maximum when she was conceived and all through the pregnancy. I've never known someone to be so stupid. Its lucky for her that she is fine as fuck though.