weeerd, it snowed yesterday n they cancelled it n shit, n today iz cold az fuck fo sum reason, so tha buses wouldnt werk right cuz shit kept freezin up. but ofcorse, i didnt know, and me n my brutha were standin in tha fuckin cold waitin fo a bus that wuzznt commin
my brutha kicked a banana peel that wuz on tha ground that fell out of a tree (i wuz throwing banana peelings in a tree by my house so it'd look like bananas were growing in it) and it shattered, lol, so we said "fuck this" n went back in tha house, i told my moms that tha bus driver haz a colostomy bag n it prolly got frozen so he couldnt drive tha bus
so then my moms went to check tha skool website to see if it wuz cancelled, i tried to tell her tha skool website wuz lemonparty, but nooo, she wouldnt go on it
anyway, its cancelled, thank god, now i can git my homework from monday done... werd