It's not hard to just put your life in the hands of the universe. If you don't fucking care, sit back and let things happen. I could shit my pants in the middle of a classroom surrounded by the hottest chicks in the state and would probably wonder how much it weighed.

Depression is so...unstoic. Seriously, just fucking stop the shit. No, it's not hard. If you don't want to work nine to five, develop a talent and get rich off it.

You're right. Life is a joke, so stop bitching that you don't get the punchline.