Intro

Okay, at first glance, last week was really bad. Wayy too many no-shows. However, not all is bad. The cypher had some pretty nice drops in it, one of the best cyphers in awhile. Also, tons of signins including some pretty dope battlers. The special event is also coming up so there is lots to be excited about here in the LBL. Special thanks to Nick for helping out with writing this mag.

The LBL Cypher

No one posted in the cypher for most of the week, but after battles were over, things really heated up and produced some good drops. Definitely the best I’ve seen in the cypher in a long time and most of the week’s best lines were in here. Here was some of the best.

Roger Glocks
comedian stays on cyphers, tryin to get the win? you think you tough
even tho he reminds me of burnt tires. you leave marks on a track but stinks it up
kids in denile. his mother style is to fuck any dude from this square mile
Your moms like a amateur poker player, she looks down at the nuts and smiles
im scuffin his timbs...so i'll strangle anybody not giving me a try
im pretty scared to face death unless its in a text battle to live or die
watch the hatchett drop then have your matress burned with ashes on
the last comedian to get props was Carrot top and he was a faggot, dawg
word I lost to Eudead in the champ match but I got the championship still
Dawg, you were real close to the belt. take away 10 people. 3 wins and more skill
I wont let ya live, when his trash wont make it ina stretcher kid
How is anyone gonna talk shit when Brock Sampson champed the LBL b4 Fletcher did
He's nervous, i'll clown this freak like a big top circus
go back to the 1-2-1 and be the 'Bi weak' that shit fits you so perfect
Jump on ur bandwagon? thats not a fad that'll catch on fag
Isiash Thomas must be the father of Fletcher cuz Knick's really that bad
^ Ya that battle was 1-0, I got beat bad and I needed help
......You took all the votes but wait? you voted for yourself

Nick Fletcher
I'm fierce like a lion, but I could take this without tryin
'Coz I've seen dudes win it with bars so below par I was about to bring my 9 iron
You champed BBL for one week, WOW! That's a first
Just like when I leave eudead.. and remind you of who sonned you with half a verse
Your life is pathetic. You can't get a girl.. ure still waiting, shit
You've been riding the cypher for weeks..
.. and it STILL won't commit to an exclusive relationship!
I'm not done, not hardly. Wordz is from Florida.. bitch, behave
The truth is your a real treasure.. AKA - From: The bottom of a cave
Now check this, Trus your garbage man.. son, I ain't playing
Greviss dropped sheer trash against you, and you STILL had to resort to swaying
That statement is 100% true. If needed I'll back it with quotes
YES - I posed as the Bye in your battle and YES - Bye took all the votes
Your wording is trash man, and stuck with a spiritual curse
'Coz my sixth sense is seeing all the dead folk who died before deciphering your verse
Oh damn Rog.. YOU GOT ME! The only vote was from myself, that's true..
But everyone else thought I won to my friend....... INCLUDING YOU!

Sonny Dimebags
Yo I look at these cats rhyme and realize they need a lesson
Roger Glocks verse like a team before a game, madd stretchin
Yo I'm like Kevin James in this battle of writin
because I gotta be the King of Queens,
and tell Comedian and Nick F. to stop fightin

Comedian
my style is subtle & deadly, bringing hot shots
it's easy killing you on site... cause you never log off
i'll bring reality to your dreams - i know my writing hurts
lol @ you wanting to write a novel when you can't write a verse

Prosecuter
soon as i step in the ring,Nicks gonna have swole lips n bruised ribs
cuz his drops end on more bad notes,the ones forged by school kids

Phil Benjamin
the industry looking for me, fire on tracks i spark it
only time sonny with a label,is in a frige of a supermarket

Damnn, close cypher. Great effort guys. After counting up quotes, it turns out Roger Glocks barely squeeked by 18-16. I considered rereading and trying to tie it up so there could be 2 winners, but I’ve given out a lot of easy free wins in the past so this makes up for it, lol. Grats Glocks. Let me know if you want a win added or loss removed when you sign back in here.

The Extreme Championship Belt

The theme this week was to write a verse hyping up the LBL, an assignment to use self-glory rather than disses. In retrospect, this probably was not a good topic so I apologize. But props to those who did participate.

Nick Fletcher
So Rell
Phil Benjamin
Hero_4Hire

Top Punches from Gimmick Belt Signups

These were the coolest lines that I saw.

See, all the others suck majorly and this is how I peep it
LBL sits at the top and even Michael Jackson couldn't help a league Beat It

5. Nick Fletcher

This League is never going down, cause we came right.
We the only league that got rid of another league on the same site.

4. So Rell

mostly dope heads here,wackness is never the detection
we have more vets in this arena than a animal doctor convention

3. Phil Benjamin

Hold up though, I shouldn't rag on other leagues.. I'm not a hater
And we all know RM has the most consistent..... crooked moderator

2. Nick Fletcher

We got all the gimmicks that own shit the most
Can call our Cypher a buffet, 'coz it owns the fuck out of a BBL Roast

1. Nick Fletcher

Extreme Championship Belt Winner!

Nick Fletcher

The LBL owns! Its no lie that its got other leagues rattled
And you know I'm not stretching the truth, unless I've got him in a battle
Full of powerhouse battlers, dudes comparable to Hercules
You know I'm talking past champs like Hens, Glocks, Butler & Mercules
Attracting the big heads, and ya see I've got my theories
Other leagues may be prime time, but LBL actually has its own TV series
We got all the gimmicks that own shit the most
Can call our Cypher a buffet, 'coz it owns the fuck out of a BBL Roast
And peep this, KempoMRK runs the WBL and all
Yet you can still find him rolling through for an LBL brawl
Hold up though, I shouldn't rag on other leagues.. I'm not a hater
And we all know RM has the most consistent..... crooked moderator
See, all the others suck majorly and this is how I peep it
LBL sits at the top and even Michael Jackson couldn't help a league Beat It

Congratulations! You will challenge for the Extreme Championship Belt this week.

Last Week’s Battle Reviews

LBL Championship: 1. Wordz Ahgod (5-1) vs. 2. N. Tavarez (20-5)

This battle was okay, though not really championship quality. N. Tavarez had a few lines which were pretty tight, though he still has come much better in the past. Wordz came better in past weeks, and I feel he really didn’t up his game enough for a champ match. N. Tavarez walked away with the win.

LBL Contendership: 3. DaTrusHurtz (22-3) vs. 4. GREVISS (3-0)

GREVISS dropped first with a verse full of quotes. His verse did rhyme, but there were so many quotes in the verse it was hard to tell. Trus dropped a really quick verse afterwards which was enough to take the win.

5. TEF (7-6) vs. 6. Comedian (11-2)

Both competitors came as usual in this one. TEF had some cool concepts which he butchered with the execution of them. Comedian came consistent as always, but really had little that was creative enough to stand out. Comedian came away with the win.

7. Lampejo (12-9) vs. 8. Infamouz (2-2)

Lampejo no-showed so Infamouz won.

9. Phil Benjamin (6-3) vs. 10. Faime S. Quotez (1-2)

Phil Benjamin dropped first and pretty much dropped a no-show quality verse. Faime dropped late, and had a nameplay that was okay, but that was about it. I felt this battle was pretty weak, but Faime ended up winning it.

11. Final (4-1) vs. 12. Feeble Minded (3-2)

Final no-showed so Feeble Minded won.

13. Rush Lingo (16-5) vs. 14. Binary I (1-0)

Binary I no-showed so Rush Lingo won.

15. Sonny Dimebags (18-10) vs. 16. Ali G (2-1)

Ali G no-showed so Sonny Dimebags won.

17. Vitticus (2-1) vs. 18. Tony Brown (1-0)

Vitticus no-showed so Tony Brown won.

19. Prosecuter (2-2) vs. 20. Cocaine (3-2)

Prosecuter no-showed so Cocaine won.

21. Stanza (10-14) vs. 22. DuPont Pluourde (0-1)

DuPont Pluourde no-showed so Stanza won.

23. Eidolon (0-1) vs. 24. Veeyo (0-0)

Eidolon no-showed so Veeyo won.

25. Don'tKnowMe (0-0) vs. 26. Typical (0-0)

Typical no-showed so Don’tKnowMe won.

27. So Rell (0-0) vs. 28. Twisted Visions (0-0)

Twisted Visions no-showed so So Rell won.

29. J. Wizzle (0-0) vs. 30. Gay Bear (0-0)

Gay Bear dropped late and it wasn’t a great drop. Unfortunately, J. Wizzle didn’t drop very good either. I was expecting more given there was apparently some beef between these members, but Gay Bear earned the win.

31. Keyed (2-2) vs. 32. Eye-Que (0-0)

This battle was setup at the last minute as they both wanted a match. Keyed was in the champ match on RB and spent more time writing that verse. It showed as his drop wasn’t that good, but it beat out Eye-Que in a very close match, the closest of the week, 5-4.

LBL Gimmick Title: Cocaine vs. Wireless

Cocaine no-showed and didn’t defend his title so Wireless won.

Verse of the Week

With the amount of no-shows, there wasn’t much to pick from, but an easy choice this week.

N. Tavarez


Shunned in da Elevation thread, NOW how u gonna ever text right?
When your verse is treated just like your dick in your sex life
Lame geek, if girls dug him then he wouldnt be gay
Just say the Word<-- and thats enuff to scare women away
Chicks treat em like toilet tissue, put this fag in his place
They call you Charmin...and proceed to wipe they ass with your face
I'm married to the scrypt game and strive to get better
Or until Death do his part....and kills text altogether
You still need practice, this LBL kid... U get killed for slacking
Funny how you passed Final...but yet today your skills is absent
wack bitch, Wrestling in my arena for the title
But Word Life.....is wack enough to make Cena suicidal
And Nick stories got you thinking your rep would hold thru
the Main Star? you were phased out in Episode Two!
Get slammed like thrown oops- Im'a rip em for sport
U such a Sham, God...its no wonder you aint shit on the court
BITCH!!!

Battle of the Week

Really only one battle this week that was decent.

N. Tavarez vs. Wordz Ahgod


Shunned in da Elevation thread, NOW how u gonna ever text right?
When your verse is treated just like your dick in your sex life
Lame geek, if girls dug him then he wouldnt be gay
Just say the Word<-- and thats enuff to scare women away
Chicks treat em like toilet tissue, put this fag in his place
They call you Charmin...and proceed to wipe they ass with your face
I'm married to the scrypt game and strive to get better
Or until Death do his part....and kills text altogether
You still need practice, this LBL kid... U get killed for slacking
Funny how you passed Final...but yet today your skills is absent
wack bitch, Wrestling in my arena for the title
But Word Life.....is wack enough to make Cena suicidal
And Nick stories got you thinking your rep would hold thru
the Main Star? you were phased out in Episode Two!
Get slammed like thrown oops- Im'a rip em for sport
U such a Sham, God...its no wonder you aint shit on the court
BITCH!!!

Vs.

yo...
ur lines r entertaining...But the old school has never had a mean flow
So instead of updating my pc...I'll just toss NT out some Windows
Son Im highly social...u lacking speach to make hoes wanna give u ass first
Coz a friends line made feebs lose it...
...But u lost a line of friends..n a few more after writing THAT verse
You n' Spul stoped dickriding, though its sad one had to leave
Though I hoped the more time u spent apart---
--->ment u'd atleast have some where to sleep
Kid, I'll destroy u for the champ belt, Nelson needs a no show to glow
Coz I'll ground Tavarez so deep...we'll be battling atleast 3 vote posts below
Son ur punches are light n slow, I feather through each one
N ur verse might be something seriouse after all--->the pointing n laughing is done
I'll elucidate the situation, ur a bitch who should think twice before u breath
Coz I watched him building up to macadam... (google that shit)
...but to be honest, he thinks he'd look cuter with steve
So this is were things go down...n people see ur concepts r old n used
N Id put a thousand threads around ur neck...
...But I wouldn't want kempo to clutter those mutha fuckas too
N yeah, I get busy in a club, but his girl wont let the kid be
So niggas would say fuck objectives...
....But I want em to primary off me while I can still breath



my 16..

Im sick as shit and busy so...sorry for dropping so late in the week man...g'luck dawg. 1

Winner: N. Tavarez

No-Show Shine

Feeble Minded

I'm in hall of fames everywhere. my lines resemble the loved shit ..
you only got legendary stuff cuz we haven't seen any evidence of it
im dope & you're not. after this sonning this fake ass bitch'll be rattled
take out the filler in his name to see where kids of his skill typically battle
you fucking stalker, that opening comment got feebs to grin
You know who your daddy is. you even know what leagues he's in
final just stop talking faggot.. just quit speaking & groan...
I dont have to tell you 'fuck up, you manage that every week on your own
destroying this clone... you're void of a tone & I don't give a fuck or damn
I'm asking who the leagues wackest is... and I see you got the upper hand

Sonny Dimebags

Ighttt is anyone else here,ehh heres my no show verse juss to drop
Yo, this cat aint gangsta ,dude wont even appear at this spot
But he really is an ALI G, the way he be shakin' on the block
I'll roll up to your party and spray it wit eight glocks,nonstop
and call ur boys around the horn,way u each got ur own box
Quit the rappin career and be a comedian,to get sum stash
Becuz ur a bazooka Joe rapper,your lines make me laugh
Dont move the rock in my court,more then points will drop
beat ur ass wit the ghat then pop off, show him my jump shot
Show up the next time dogg, maybe you will spit and make it sicker
but for now your juss fallin down the poles,quicker then a drunk stripper

Tony Brown

Claimin u pop dudes, stop actin, u aint even got a misdemeanor
Dude's a fake atticus, cept he cant do text.....or topical either
Got voters wonderin if your ever gonna post, ya fuckin bastard
Your WACK!
Voters were drawin a blank so bad, i HAD to fill in the right answer
Aint no way u takin the W, you'll see, you fuckin suck homie
The winner is so clear, u could prob see your reflection on me
Dude online all the time, every second i look he on the net
It aint too hard to get ahold of u.....somewhere around the neck
You suck n never elevated, but i wont even bother to go there
N what goes up must come down, mayne your STILL goin nowhere

Prosecuter

ur key styles never in fashion,ur wording has turnt to butt
but ur nicely wearing that suit..of black residue after i burnt u up
if i see anybody say ur verse is dope,imma start orally debating
an tell'em to get ur shit sordid out,cuz his drop was MORALLY DEGRADING
im just speaking my mind,u style's never had any exciting flavor
its seem ur stationary bout advancin.. cuz ur talents thin as the writing paper.
so call me the barber,they way ur get'n chop'd up,soon as u arrived
Imma taper u off..by blastin a wedged shape chunk out yer side
u never learn the basics,n u dont impress me as a writer
uve been TAUGHT all wrong..
..now imma snap u in half after i stretch u tighter

Stanza

no chec from dude yet & its thurs night how in the hell could ya keyboard choke?
Sway'n Dupont to bite these lines But Then id be feeding So Trus deduct 2 votes
I dont know what to say I aint neva heard of ya...So I cant get to be but so cruel
U saw my first bar nigga U aint worthe my time,...thats why I was Diss'n the rules
I can say linesthat dont make sense and they will make Cents out of your change
Plus niggas love readin your verse bout as much as they like pronouncin ya name
Lookin at crackheads on corners was the only time you was watchin Nicks at Night
I mean I will win this match even if my lines differ in qaulity...like your eye sight
Times runnin Out Man You need to get your shit together let yo verse drop dead
you'd come out better in this battle if you post somethin...from the Next Thread

Veeyo

no show verse
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He's a kid hangin wit kids but still can't get no respect
The only Footsoldiers dude has, are the fake Bapes he bought off the net
Eidolon swear he's a gangsta, but has a 9 to 5 & loves workin
All that gunplay talk, Have u ever shot at a real person???
Probably not, and DaTrus fucked up in the mag this week
This kid's whole verse shoulda made Worst Punches of the Week
Ima keep my verse short, but you're welcome 2 drop extra flows
& try a new style cuz...
U used more played concepts than a Robot Chicken episode
I fucked his chick, dug deep and figured out why his whore cheats
Guess John Cena ain't the only one screamin for more meat
Ima end this wit a fuck u, ya simple and Lame
Everything I write is double E like the middle of my name

Don’tKnowMe

bitches like you get on my nerves, im just waitin for a reason to fight too
cuz everyone knows lifes a bitch, and thats probably why it doesnt like you
n' the fuck if you think you gonna win, ill bring war like attack on the sentinel
cuz i dont need to hear about ur inconsistency to know wack is typical
i speak truth, n' ill smack you just to show i know how to treat hoes dummy
so dont call me your target, when you can't buy cheap clothes from me
theres nothin to debate, kids not even on my level... im the lone disputer
cuz typical heard System of a Down, and prayed it was my home computer
im not the type to care, ill make sure i shake n' crash until ur rattled
cuz we're 100% behind you, since everyone would rape ya ass in a battle