As soon as I started talking about your personal appearance you know it's me cause I'm the only person on the site who's seen you in real life.

But word, everyone I know who knows you through me has asked me about your teeth. I'm like "how the fuck am I meant to know? It's a bit of a personal question to remind someone about their gum disease.'

Don't worry about it though, I've got spots and a crooked nose. We're not all brad pitt.