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i heard about eragon, im gonna read that one and let you know what i think, im gonna pass on the harry potter lol but good looking on the book title
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No. You are NOT going to fucking read Eragon, you two fucking retarded, illiterate horsefucking dumbshits. That's the lowest quality of literature and I will literally rip out your fucking hearts if you read it. Here are some recommendations of actual good books, you stupid cocksucking fishmoms.
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Eragon: (from movie lol) this book was written a while back before the movie ofcourse. But if you liked watching/reading harry potter, lord of the rings and star wars this is sort of like a mix of all that together in one. The words he chooses is carefully chosen and literally makes u seem as if ur watching the movie. At times I forgot i was reading and thought i was watching a movie in my head lol..
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It's a blatantly plagiarized, shitty fantasy work that gets its fame from the author's supposed age, though he was older than it says he was. Guess what every story is supposed to do? THE SAME EXACT THING. You're supposed to see it as a movie in your head. Here's some recommendations for you if you weren't born sharing your brain with a dead fetus. Read in this order:
A Song of Ice and Fire by George Martin, including books around 1000 pages. Begins with Game of Thrones, then Clash of Kings, then Storm of Swords, then A Feast for Crows.
Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson
There are four books out, around 600 a pop. I'm reading House of Chains right now, which is basically Conan the Barbarian, but on crack.
Dark Tower septology by Stephen King. The books are:
The Gunslinger
Drawing of the Three
The Waste Lands
Wizard and Glass
Wolves of the Calla
Song of Susannah
The Dark Tower
For some more beginner stuff, try Garth Nix's Abhorsen Trilogy (Sabriel, Lirael, Abhorsen). Get the book covers with the symbols, not the characters, because of all the 'gangstas in da hood' will think you're a homo (even more so). Shade's Children by him is also a good apocalyptic novel.
I'll post some excerpts from the novels, so you can learn what good writing with carefully chosen words looks like.