like all men, i took one look at u and almost started to faint
got a face lookin like she uses pro active but u can tell the bitch aint
ya jokes are horrid n in the future the rest may suck bitch, cant doubt the hunches
cuz if ya shit's real talk then now i know why ur the only one laughin at ur punches
we'll just call it a comedic horror flick if you plan to release a sex tape
cuz nothin can support ur weight even got ur left arm all bent outta shape
made come back? psshh from the start we just wished u never made it
fucka regular burial, u could tell ur sex life's dead when even ya cream mated
tried doin the splits n failed miserably, playin it off like the shit didnt hurt
in chinese restuarants lookin for spare ribs cuz her stomach cracked all of hers
always been lackin the curves since and probably before u were in ur teens
drinkin cases of slim fast but u wont get slim fast cuz u'll stop n take breaths in between
joined the view n they went n got wide stronger chairs cuz of u
I bet your lifes is shambles..what? u went and sat on it too?