Tried to hide her lesbian love? That’s the ticket,
Yet how can she…when most people walk on carpet and she chooses to lick it?
And that gay colored jacket, if you plan to take it off just wait,
Because if you do decide to come out of the blue…
…the studio first has to evacuate.
Surprised you could even fit in it, should try some fitness,
Since your shirts have so many X’s…they ran porn companies out of business
No-one wants to see that, not even your lesbian support group,
Wait! Their title is a lie…because even that chair can’t support you.
So how can they expect to, and those gigantic thighs…
…Gave Donald a run for his money, since he was paying her to exercise.
And with her talk show she was on a roll, but now she’s so rude,
So I’ll just step on Rosie’s stomach, but then I'd be on a few rolls too.
However, I'm not one to make fun of fat people, it's not my style,
When all it takes is envisioning Tom Cruise as a Big Mac to make her smile.
Those lights on your face are over done Rosie, nobody likes you,
But I guess you need all that ‘glare on your face’…since nobody wants to.