Ok, so for starters,
ur b-a-r-e-l-y 40 i'm nearly 60, yet look less aged
all the wrinkles on ur face could keep “Suzy” ironing boards in business for decades
take an iron to the face. the option might be stringent..
but Prunes are seriously suing u for copy write infringement
ya jacked their style.
ur wrinkled dial, is stinkin vile & ya suit blows
i'm known for my charity work.. i should donate u some new clothes
i listen to "Ridin' Dirty" in my ride, so u can chill ya hear
u bump "White N Nerdy": the Al Yankovich to my Chamillionaire

This how i roll:



This how u roll:



What the fuuuck?! .. plz tell me ur joking, this ain't right
ur filming the sequel to "White Chicks" & they 4got 2 paint u, right ??
when it comes down to it. i'm on NBC cuz of my wit and racy jokes. ya
.. ever on NBC, it’s so they can fill their racial quota .



Look at my last 4 lines.. i'm dope at furthering stereotypes
look at ur last 4 albums.. ur dope at making dudes look at their stereo's like
: "this shit i'm hearing is really not tight!"
ur seriously like.. losing ya hood pass. shoulda been afraid
a honkey hasn't shown up a man of colour this bad since "Renegade"



You skiiiinny fuck. Latino pride is cool.. but what’s worthless is that..
u really need to hit up the gym and work on your Lats
ur dumb gay. & i'm the next to end u see..
if i say there's meat on ya bone.. i mean ya sexual tendancies
i heard u talking trash bout me when u kno that ur a lame
when u shaved off that “Joe Dirt” mustache u tried to throw it on my name
but i'll keep going all the same, my songs ample
Conan O'Brien replaces me in '09. but by then ur show'll be long canceled
“The Tonight Show” done got props, so i’m enraged to wreck ya
“The George Lopez Show” only gets props from stage directors
we're all laughing at u, not cuz ur funny, but cuz ur speech weak
ur not a comedian..
he's the dude who owns Native in the cypher each week
ur the butt of all jokes, no matta what u say bro
ur famous.. for being the Lopez who's a bigger ass than JLo
Biiitch.