I'm married to Katie now, I know this might have been rude,
But I guess it's some shocking news…and it looks like it murdered you.
Be prepared to get beat, you can’t mess with Cruise’s flows,
People will be saying Tom-ate-O…which is exactly what they throw at your shows.
You must catch and save them for later, we know you do,
You saw what I did to Rosie...and she was the only talk show host as fat as you.
I doubt I’ll even have to try to beat this old ass lame,
So best believe I’ll take this win-free…and let you keep the name.
I had to host the peace prize with this whore, I was almost in tears,
So I’ll beat her so badly until she hears No-bell…only the ringing in her ears.
Did a quick read through her career and I found it funny,
That she didn’t host Dialing for Dollars…that’s just how she got her money.