After spending endless time deciphering that fucking gibberish I have only a few things to say. The first being shut the fuck up until you know what you are talking about.
Do not even come at me with some fucking 13,000 posts bullshit, I have sonned that comment every time it has been said to me. And how the fuck does a post count have anything to do with battling, dumb fuck. And what the fuck are you talking about... how to spit?? Dude, text battling is not spitting you piece of shit idiot. Text battling is typing on your keyboard, get that through your thick head, moron.
Also, how the fuck are you going to bring my country into this. What a fucking garbage attempt at trying to say I know shit. I don't know what kind of single-minded secluded existence you have been living, but... The States is not the only country to have Hip Hop/Rap Artists. And don't even talk about "I'm from Queens, NY" like it means something. You ain't the fucking creators of hip hop... fucking Kingston, Jamaica was where Hip Hop came from in the 1960's dipshit.
And, you don't KNOW what you "spit" (lmao, its type dummy) is hot... you just THINK it is. So shut the fuck up and stop acting all high and mighty like you are some sort of God. I do not presume to think I am the best on the net, but I know damn well that I am better than you at text. Your verses would get fucking clowned on if you took them to the real sites like b-boys, bragginwrites or rapmusic.
And as for this....
Homie, imma PRO AT BEST. Youza rookie, imma OLDA VET/
Cross my path, I'll put ya "Face in ya lap" Like a YOGA STRECH/
^ That is fucking garbage. The multi-rhyming is forced to fuck, the wordplay is forced to fuck, the // at the end make it look fucking gay. In text that is fucking straight trash. Hell, even in audio it would be fucking bullshit. Saying you are better than the other guy and you'll put his face in his lap like some sort of homosexual statement.... WOW! That is original.
I was listening to that boring ass shit when I was in pre-school motherfucker.
So fall back, dude you get smacked relentlessly
Your lines wouldn't fit in..
Even if you literally condensed them g
^ That is fucking garbage to. It is simplistic, has no punch to it and the concept of saying a dude has stretched lines is played to fuck. Still though, it would son the fuck out of that herb bar you showed me.
Basically, you are living in some little fantasy world where you think you are the shit and that your rhymes are dope. Come back to reality, realise they are fucking garbage and ELE-FUCKING-VATE!!