rofl

"*sob* I-I-I've never been called a douche, ever...*sob*...I mean, I've used one many times...but...called one?"

god, can't imagine trying to fuck that broad.

"Hey babe, mmmmm....that feels good, why don't you suck my dick?"

"*Sob* OMG..."suck my dick?"....w-w-why would you say something like that...I-I-I-I can't handle this right now...*sob*"