If someone wants me to assign them a "girlfriend" I'll be happy to, but I think it'll be more fun if everyone uses a pic of their real girlfriend or someone they really know.

JTR dropped this line on my girlfriend in a battle a bit ago

I'm no fan of this dame, cuz she frightenin' but hey
I'm sure her light bulb nose really brightens your day

From a battle standpoint, not that great of a line, but I tell my girlfriend her lightbulb nose brightens my day all the time and it gets her so mad, lol. I dunno, just saying using real pics will be more fun.