I made a mistake seein' the movie, I shouldn't have looked
Ur PROOF the cliche's true, the movie is never as good as the book
Ur movies have all flopped n' its a fact that I heard
I ain't talkin' terrorism when I say The Two Towers crashed n' burned
Only nerds watch ur shit, those stuck with computers
Here's a challenge, find me ONE kid who's seen the trilogy that isn't a loser
Now, the lands of the battles that went down showed hurt beings
I saw Return of the King had Minas Tirith... and minas anything worth seeing
But that battle moved onto other places until there was victory
I then saw Pelennor Field...one of the weakest battles in history