The 2nd part is true but the first part isn't.

Yeah it's true that most people at school think I border on pyschotic because of my apparant schitzophrenia. I'll be smiling and laughing one second then the next my expression will go stone cold and I'll launch my fist at someone's jaw. But I'm a pretty placid guy most of the time, it's just that when someone really pushes me or is clearly going to attack me I'll hit them first. I don't go round pummelling people for no reason, nor do I go out and taunt people just to give me an excuse to batter them. But it's not my only claim to fame. I'm also pretty reknowned on the football pitch and am also regarded as one of the best writers in the year and the best poet. Another claim to fame is being the best Pro Evo 5 player in the whole school (yes I have won many tournaments and 1 vs 1's against the so called 'best) and being wierd as fuck and saying and doing the most stupid things when I'm high.

And yes you're right about the second part. I'm not a good fighter and would get my ass handed to me on a plate by a LOT of people who actually trained and were well accustomed to street fighting. But bearing in mind I'm only 15 with a pretty solid 6"4 frame it gives me an advantage against other people my age. And bearing in mind the majority of people don't have a clue about what to do in a pysichal confrontatonal situation, then it means it's easy to beat them down.

And I'm bet I'm not the only person who feels top of the world after beating a monstrous beast of a blackbelt in a streetfight. Most people are proud of their exploits, and I'm no different. I doubt you are either.