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Old 02-18-07, 06:20 PM   #9
Sureloc Holmes
Flyweight
 
Posts: 100
From: Los Angeles, Cali
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Originally Posted by uncle phil


this my girl homie.. hurry up n post so we can do this shit


aight...

Before this battle, I didnt know if Phil was gay or what
even with that pic of ya 'girl',
Im STILL not sure which way is U.P.
And that so-called face on it's head made me weap kid
Cuz ya bitch looks like Jabba the Hut...with a cheap wig
She better keep her legs crossed or suffer the dino sound
Her pussy has a strong enough smell to bring a rhino down
Normally, crossing ya legs aint bad, but this shit is worse
That once YOUR girl crosses em...she offends the whole Christian church
Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry
But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money
She reaaal loose, you're just gonna have to face it B
She must be a hip-hop fan though cuz her pussy is the place to be
I see you sleep on the floor, you HAD skill but the fact is...
Your skills disapeared from sight...along with the mattress
This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful
Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral
I bet her hair comes in handy huh? I believe in magic
You can hold her hair out the car window...to weave through traffic
Its really pitiful, shes more of a man than you, its true in advance
Shes got a bigger bulge on her nose than you do in your pants...


21 lines...Good Luck. VOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTESSSS
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