Well that's not a girl... sorry Sureloc the fact is
thats bruise on her (his) neck
was from tryin to knock the adams apple back in
And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted
She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with
WE can shoot it out too nigga, but im quick with those..
So you wont even get your piece halfway up, like your bitches pose
Seriously her hair do... i mean nigga just look at her head
bigger split in her bangs then most gymnsits can do with their legs
She calls the shots, you gettin played its obvious..
Bitch makes him jump thru hoops, then wears them as a display of dominance
He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen..
What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins?
Serious her satellite ears... them things is urken me
enough lobe on them shits.. to be a donor for brain surgery

Vs.

This shit is sad yo, but at the same time beautiful
Wearing a black dress? Damn, shes ALREADY dressed for your funeral
Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry
But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money


Vote Uncle Phil

Much more consistant, original and hard hitting. Took pretty much every aspect into consideration and flipped it well (excluding the closer). Sureloc lacked originality and wording, that really took a toll on the punches' effect. Pretty easy to see the winner here..