Uncle Phil:

Well that's not a girl... sorry Sureloc the fact is
thats bruise on her (his) neck
was from tryin to knock the adams apple back in
And tell the bitch those earring are played & busted
She got a set of Hoopz not even Flava Flav would fuck with
He says he's girl's a rider, but the bitch is frail, listen..
What? she's thorough cuz she survived 12 years of eatin fingernail clippins?
Obviously it dicksuckin time, already in position
see she's makin a small enough hole.... for your dick to fit in
Serious her satellite ears... them things is urken me
enough lobe on them shits.. to be a donor for brain surgery

Vs.

Surlec Holmes:

Normally, crossing ya legs aint bad, but this shit is worse
That once YOUR girl crosses em...she offends the whole Christian church
Her hair is a disaster fo' real, I've only begun when I'm hungry
But she has enough highlights to give ESPN a run for their money

Vote - Uncle Phil