we need to get creative here people... this crap is gettin old.. so ima break it off


sunny, hot, 330 in the afternoon,
cell phone rings, girl wants to gather soon
finer than the last, face, ass, titties fatter too
hook up with small talk, mindless chatter waitin for her to bauk
get back to my crib, made the bitch walk
sneezed too hard, her clothes flew like a hawk
easy as pie, hangin from the ceiling
in a pretzel balanced on one thigh
yo i went to eat that pussy and played columbus
cause yo i found some shit that would turn back a compass
my lungs made a ruckus started screamin for air
her titties screamed hey you fuck us, my dick began to scare
shrivled to a raisin as my stomach began to tare
up it comes, on her feet, butt and belly
tacos, meatloaf and peanut butter and jelly