Fuck it, this fag gone wait till last minute as usual lol

Houston Texans are garbage, and if you don't get the punchlines then don't vote!

Listen son..

Another losing season, ya team is wreckless
I've heard of disappointments..
And they do say everythings bigger in Texas!!
Ya teams on a crash course, bruised and scar'd
And that pun was intended..
To metaphor the fact ya quaterback is David Carr
Dude threw more interceptions than touchdowns
Son he's the worst
Its obvious this faggot couldn't connect a pass
If it was pinned to his shirt
Jags finished 2nd in defense...Texans in 24th
I just thought I'd let ya know..
That this is supposed to be a physical sport
Your offensive line allowed 43 sacks..that's scary
Your team is in hell..
Because ya'll only produced 23 like Jim Carrey
Ya head coach sucks, and ya assistant coach's a dummy
Especially since ya existence..
Ya team stacked up more L's than potheads on 4/20
Fuck the stats, I'ma cut you real deep son
Your GM..
Kicks himself in the ass for not drafting Vince Young
Now..
I ain't King Koopa, and you ain't a trooper
Plus this ain't Nintendo..
And the Mario you picked definitly ain't super
I'm not being smart, just stating the facts
No me-ow reference to Cat..
When they say all "Williams" are comedian acts
So fall back, better ya team and RUN IT right now
Because it's pathetic when..
There are more touchdown dances by ya kicker Kris Brown