There's a cliche about how Texans leave bitch's bleedin'
And how everything's bigger in texas...
... LIKE THE 2 DEFEATS WE HANDED U THIS SEASON
I've checked ur history, its a fuckin' mess of a show and
Ur team's such a Giant disaster, Coughlin left u to coach them
Its a 32 team league n' everyone's fittin' to score
So grats on ur latest 3rd place finish... in a lousy division of 4
I know secrets on how to beat u that'll leave u cryin' in fear
But I'll keep that on the DL... like Fred Taylor's entire career
^^^ That secrets out, but why u suck so much is a mystery
But AllTell... Stadium, is the worst football venue in history
Ur receivers suck, tight end sucks, ur team's fallin' n' yo
I saw the Brady Bunch... a streak of dropped balls in a row
U were okay a decade ago, but ur team's not the shit, queer
All ur best players Leftwich is why u missed the playoffs this year
Division rivals, u dissin us? This dude isn't right
Texans suck? THEN WHY THE FUCK DID U LOSE TO US TWICE?!?
Checked out ur cheerleaders, wanted to see what ur chicks had
I saw The Roar... n' thought I was watchin' that roller coaster in Six Flags
Now, at the very least, most teams got game n' great cheers
And so do you...
... wonder why u haven't won ONE playoff game in 8 years???

And I wonder why ur such a fag, seriously. Pz