This is a text battle Superman, your powers ain’t worth a lot,
You may be able to outrun a speeding train…but I can outrun your train of thought.
I’ll get Krypton when I take over your whole planet dude,
While you’ll get cripped-on when I do the gang dance all over you.
People see you in the sky, but the usual chant has changed its roots,
Now, they say “it’s a bird, it’s a plane…No, it’s a faggot in a tight blue suit!”
Ice breath put you to sleep, so best be prepared for bed time,
You’re known as the man of tomorrow…so it‘s no surprise you’ll miss the deadline.
Iceman is a killer, your future will start erasing bitch,
I’ll beat you so lifeless…
…the comic Death of Superman will be changed to be based on it.
I’m ruthless with the freeze, you should be ready for it too,
When I hit you with a cold shoulder that will have the whole world ignoring you.
I’ll steal your girl, but don’t cry and shout…just save it,
Because you’ll forget all about Lane when I have you kissing pavement.
Your movie came out a year ago, but still you’ll never win,
So now we see Superman Returns…only to have Iceman hand his ass to him.


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